Sometimes you just need the right motivation to start running.
That’s why I’ve invented the Running ScaredMill™, it motivates the runner through fear by projecting a scary image on the screen behind the treadmill. One look back and you won’t want to stop running.
The treadmill comes preloaded with popular running scenes from Jurassic Park, Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, The Meaning of Life, Last of the Mohicans and many more.
I think we’ve pretty much perfected ringtone technology. So isn’t it about time we started developing other ringtone-like features for other products? How about flushtones - you know for toilets. How cool would it be to hear the classic sounds from NBA Jam every time you flush?
Seriously, post your flushtone suggestions in the comments.
I came up with some ideas for pictionary in case the annual soccer game at the company fun day was rained out
The game wasn’t rained out, so I have all sorts of pictionary ideas left over. Please feel free to use these for your next game of pictionary and keep in mind that these have never been used.
- mad cow disease
- wireless router
- Linux
- vacation
- rescue helicopter
- lobster
- search engine
- dentist
- OJ Simpson Trial
- French Toast
- Quickbooks
- downtown
- Venice
- dry cleaning
- criminal
- April Fool’s Day
- ice storm
- screensaver
Here are two thoughts for Google;
1. Make the search box into a big text box.
Sometimes I just want to copy a chunk of text and paste it into Google to do a search. but when it is pasted into Google, only the first line is retained, and the rest is chopped off. If they had a giant text box this wouldn’t happen.
2. Remove Wikipedia from search results.
Okay, I get it, wikipedia is the best website ever made and it comes first for EVERYTHING. Congratulations wikipedia, but if I want a wikipedia article, I can just do a search on wikipedia.
There are probably ways to do both of these, but I just want to complain. I don’t care about solutions.
I want to love soccer as much as Rivers does
0 Comments Published by Richard June 11th, 2008 in My So Called LifeI was given the opportunity to play in a recreational soccer league today. I loved every second of it.
of sorts,
I somehow managed to get a penalty at hockey tonight. This is after getting tripped and going head first into the boards in the first period. I also body checked someone into the boards and he got a 10 minute game misconduct. Possibly he slipped, or dove. The jury is still out.
Right now I’m going to update some websites and watch Band of Brothers.
They finally uploaded our team photo on the hockey website.
